People say, "be yourself and good things will happen." While I'm sure that holds true for most people, I've always felt that being myself would cause the good majority of my work, school, and personal relationships to fall right apart. So much so that I've never really given, "being myself," much of a chance. So here's my experiment: I'm going to put a bunch of stories of things I did as a kid out on the internet for all the world to see and then see if any good things actually happen. Enjoy.